What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:23

Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
Quo perferendis neque at temporibus pariatur quis.
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s